Some of the humour .....With a lack of knowledge of American history I miss some of it ... enjoy ....
You might be a Republican if:
you're afraid to buy a cup of coffee without a side arm.
you think there were dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden.
you believe we shouldn't have universal health care because God doesn't want us to.
you think the guy who flew into the IRS building "had a point".
you don't know, or don't want children to know, that Thomas Jefferson was the principal author of the Declaration of Independence.
you didn't know why people were laughing at the designation "tea bagging".
you like Michele Bachmann for her fine mind.
you think Sarah Palin is just gosh darn cute enough to be president.